Source: bizarrocomics.com
Source: gocomics.com
Source: bizarrocomics.com
Whoever wrote these puns deserves a little plaque.
If you pour gallons and gallons of jam on someone you could say they’ve been berried alive - but don’t worry, their bodies will be perfectly preserved
that’s a fruity way to commit murder
and what a terrible way to be marmalade in an early grave
the body would have to be recovered quickly before birds pectin the eyes of the victim
Source: gocomics.com
Symphony in Slang
Source: lukesurl.com





