I’m going home in a week, so I am excited about that. I was home a while ago for something and drew a few things.
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
The Daily Show: What happens when you criticize Israel.
"Merely mentioning Israel or questioning in any way the effectiveness or humanity of Israel’s policies is not the same thing as being pro-Hamas."
Related: Being pro-Palestine is not the same thing as being anti-Semitic. You can be upset about deaths of civilians and the underrepresentation of Palestinian points of view without being anti-Semitic. Not wholly siding with Israel in this current conflict Is not the same as throwing away 4,000 years of Jewish history and persecution.
I have never seen or heard of The Wizard until today.
I did not know the origin of the line “I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.” before watching this video.
Like the kid in the video and his NES, I keep my Wii U in an aluminum briefcase, and my brother has a smaller aluminum briefcase to hold his Game Boy Advance and its accessories.
So either this is a staggering coincidence, or this movie had such a vast and subtle pop culture impact that it has touched our lives in ways that I can’t even fathom.
9:17 p.m. Earlier I said these mozzarella sticks taste like garbage. I would like to amend that statement. They taste worse than garbage. I would prefer to eat garbage, because then there would be the chance I would get to eat a bite of something good someone started to eat but couldn’t finish, or paper.
The water outside TGI Friday’s is black now.
9:23 p.m. I keep thinking I hear people say “Caity.” I write down in my notebook that I am “definitely hallucinating.”
I put my head near the table to write more and the scent of old marinara and burnt rubber fills my nostrils. I sit back up.
9:36 p.m. A waiter tries to give me another table’s Boneless Buffalo Wings. Do not tempt me, Satan.
I made gifs of The Grid
the second is kind of a sequel to the first so uh watch them in order I guess
I originally figured that the 3DS version would have 9 columns, but 10 fits better into its resolution. it does mean the icons end up a bit narrow, but I think it would work okay
In light of this, I’m revising my prediction to 44 characters plus three mii fighters and the random icon, making 48 icons total. book it
EDIT: here is an alternate take on the 3DS version, that uses an 8x6 grid instead of 10x5. I’m starting to lean towards that as more likely, since it means the whole screen gets filled